|Hoping this picture of the waters of the Pacific helps bring me some peace before publishing this post...|
I need Botox!! No, it is not what you're thinking (though as this thing called aging seems to increase wrinkles, I may need it in between the eyes soon too). I need Botox in my armpits! I
Though I will probably never get Botox because I have no idea how my body may react to that stuff and I don't want some foreign toxins floating around in my body I consider it all the time. I have pretty much self diagnosed myself with hyperhydrosis (because I'm a doctor and all that). Right now I am working to overcome it by the awesome deodorant regiment that I honestly think is just in my head, but hey, it seems to help. I shower and immediately coat my armpits with three swipes of Clinical Strength Secret and then in the morning when I wake up (or when I dress if I am leaving right after I shower) I coat each pit with 5 swipes of Degree. Yes, this is a science people and, yes, I do count! When and why and how it seems to happen has no rhyme or reason as one moment all will be perfectly fine and the next moment it's as if someone has turned a faucet on full blast. I am waiting to try the new Stress Induced Secret stuff. Fingers crossed that it rocks and drys these puppies up like the Sahara.
Until I have figured out the exact science for getting this whole thing under wraps I will continue to constantly wear tanks or t-shirts, baby powder those suckers when needed, and learn to embrace the fact that my underarms will always be just a "tad bit" moist.
*As I am sitting here freaking out and reading this post aloud to Wall she asks "Do you feel free now? Maybe, you will feel better the more you share it." Well, here's to hoping I guess. Right now I am just sweating!